Aperture Science Turrets Invade Bastion’s Steam Release

By Daniel Bischoff

He clicked play and watched the video. Some strange voice kept talking over his hackin' and slashin'. Who would want to play a game like that. Some fool probably that it was really great.

Once the kid finished playin' the game, he decided he wanted to try again. He went down that other road, the New Game+ road. In the store he picked up the Gel Canister and set to work. Little singing robots popped up from Aperture Science.

The kid didn't know what was worse, all these gas bags, or the lemons life was handing out. The kid made some lemon grenades and set to work on the gas bags.

Daniel Bischoff
Daniel Bischoff

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