An authentic guide.

You have nothing to lose but your V-Bucks!

Metroid Origato, Gato Roboto.

Is your wallet ready to make the Switch?

There’s a delay, but it’ll be okay!

We will fight them on the beaches… but later, though.

Matched with someone who could go on for a fortnight? Here’s an easy fix!

Is this the real life? Or Mixed Reality?

Rushing back into action!

Tenchu: Shadows Die Twice doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

In its full 48 minutes of glory.

Lemme smash.

Hopefully the stream doesn’t take 2077 hours to get going.

Alright, don’t sh*t yourselves.

Helpful if you’ve reached the stage where it becomes a challenge.

Now the DPRK are playing with power.

Let’s see… Nin-Mars-do Switch? No, that’s not right…

Give it a look if you’re feeling board.

Just let me binge in PEACE!

Well pop me in a submarine and call me Milo.