Unlockables
| Unlockable | How to Unlock |
|---|---|
| "The Drunkard" | Get an S rank on the mission "Out of Controll" to unlock the mission "The Drunkard." |
| 50. Cal Machine Gun | Get an S rank on "The Woman Left Behind" mission |
| Ammo Belt | Get S rank on "Gun Shop Standoff" mission |
| Apocalypse Frank | Kill 53,594 Zombies |
| Arthur Boxers (Hearts) | Beat the game without dying. |
| Bikini Outfit | Beat the game with an A ranking |
| Bionic Commando | Beat the game twice. |
| Chicago Typewriter | Beat the game |
| Cultist Leader's Sword | Get an S rank on the mission "A Strange Groupe." |
| Hockey Mask | Get S rank on "The Cult" mission |
| Killer 7 | Beat the game once and instead of Cletus giving you the repaired Blacktail, he'll give you the Killer 7. |
| Kung Fu outfit | Beat game twice on Hard |
| Laser Sword | Beat all Odd Jobs with an "S" Rank |
| Mall Employee Uniform | Get an S rank on "Out Of Control" mission |
| Megaman Boots | Beat all "2nd Ammendment" mini-games |
| Megaman Tights | Beat all "2nd Ammendment" mini-games with an "A" rank |
| Police Cap | Beat the game with an A Rank or better, save all survivors, and do not allow any to escape. |
| Prisoner Garb (Costume) | Get S Rank On Prisoners Mission |
| Pro Wrestling Boots | Beat all Odd Jobs missions |
| Pro Wrestling Briefs | Beat all Odd Jobs missions with an "A" Rank |
| Real Mega Buster | Beat all "2nd Ammendment" mini-games a "S" rank |
| Red 9 | Complete the mission 'Lovers' with an S Rank. |
| Riot Gun | S Rank On Dressed For Action |
| Roll Outfit | Beat it on Hard with S Ranking |
| School Clothes | Beat the game with an A rank. |
| Semi-Auto Rifle | S Rank On "Mark Of The Sniper" |
| Small Chainsaw | Get an S rank on the mission "The Shadow of North Plaza." |
| Small Mixer | Beat the game and Cletus will sell it to you. |
| Special Forces Outfit | Beat the game on Hard |
| Turret Gun | Get an S rank on the mission "Prisoners." |
| White Hat | Clear the game with 100% Item Usage |
