Steam Achievements
| Achievement | Description |
|---|---|
| Awkward Christmas | Awarded for playing the game on December 24 or 25. Happy holidays! |
| Button Masher | Awarded if one player presses their button 100+ times during a win/loss condition. |
| Completed 1% | You've now seen 1% of all content. Only 99% to go! |
| Completed 2% | You've now seen 2% of all content. Only 98% to go... |
| Completed 3% | The question is, how long are we going to keep this up? |
| Completed 42% | You've now seen 42% of all content. Don't forget your towel. |
| Completed 69% | You've now seen 69% of all content. Only 31% to go! |
| Completed 99% | You've now seen 99% of all content. So close... |
| Dedicated Cheater | Nice try cheater, but the file was only a decoy! |
| Double Double Rainbow | "Almost a triple rainbow..." |
| Massacre! | Awarded if 8 players all lose in the same round. |
| Monkey See, Monkey Do | Awarded for seeing "Act like a monkey" 10 times. |
| More Fun Than Driving a Bus From Tuscon to Las Vegas | Awarded for actively playing the game for 8 hours in a row. Remember not to let the attract screen time out... |
| Shaving the Cat | Awww, the Cat lost 3 times in a row. |
| Underachiever | You haven't received an achievement in the last 2 hours. Here, have a pity one. |
| Wow, That's a Lot of Button Presses | Awarded for pressing buttons a combined 100,000 times over the life of the game. |
| You're Not Doing It Right... | Dude, you're definitely not stepping back away from the screen. Quit cheating! |
| You're So Lucky! | Each round, you have a one in a million chance of getting this achievement. Good luck... |
