So I went to Constantinople the other week. I decided… you know what, I'm just going to go and try and find something about my ancestors. So I get there… and some guy hands me this wrist thing that has like a hook on it. F***ing thing is really sharp. I almost cut myself on it. Anyways, the next thing I know I'm climbing up f***ing walls and sh**. What the f*** is happening?
WHAT THE F*** IS GOING ON?! WHY AM I F***ING FLYING AROUND?! WHAT THE F***!
Oh wait… I was just watching a trailer for Assassin's Creed: Revelations. Ubisoft delayed the PC version of Revelations recently, but you can still step into Ezio's robes on November 15th, 2011 on Xbox 360 and PS3.