Happy Ten-Year Anniversary, Grand Theft Auto!

October 21, 2011

Has it really been that long?

Grand Theft Auto III. The game that made "sandbox" an acceptable adjective, give years' worth of blathering talking points for the mainstream media and overbearing parents, made me chuckle inside whenever Jessica makes hot coffee, and taught a generation of boys to kill whores and take their money back.

Saturday, October 22nd, marks the ten-year anniversary of Grand Theft Auto III, and Rockstar wishes to celebrate with a montage to "O mio babbino caro", because opera makes violence beautiful.

Upcoming Releases

Eiyuden Chronicle: Hundred Heroes

Eiyuden Chronicles: Hundred Heroes is designed to bring players a modern take on a classic JRPG experience. Get ready to lead 100+ playable characters through a war-torn world only you can save.

Tuesday

Stellar Blade

Eve and her comrades land on the surface to reclaim the extinct Earth and cross paths with a survivor named Adam. Eve is then led by Adam to the last surviving city, Xion, where she meets the elder of the town Orcal and is told many stories. In order to serve her mission to save Earth, Eve develops close relationships…

April 26

Homeworld 3

Tactical, beautiful, and wholly unique, the GOTY-winning sci-fi RTS returns with Homeworld 3. Assume control and battle through fleet combat in dazzling, fully 3D space while the award-winning story unfolds on a galactic scale.

May 13

Senua’s Saga: Hellblade II

The sequel to the award winning Hellblade: Senua’s Sacrifice, Senua returns in a brutal journey of survival through the myth and torment of Viking Iceland. Intent on saving those who have fallen victim to the horrors of tyranny, Senua faces a battle of overcoming the darkness within and without.

May 21