Sonic the Hedgehog Toaster Announced by SEGA, Because Why Not?

There’s nothing quite like the morning commute is there? You’re rushing, brushing your teeth, shoving your clothes on with a million things rushing through your head. Then it hits you. You’ve forgotten to grab that much-needed breakfast from the Sonic the Hedgehog toaster. How in god’s name are you going to go fast now without Sonic toast?

That’s right, SEGA has sought to liven up your breakfast with a brand new kitchen appliance. They are looking to sell a thousand Sonic the Hedgehog toasters, and they’ll need your help to do it.

The description of the product reads: “Are you tired of the same old toast? Do you find yourself constantly on the go and need a quick breakfast before you head out to collect those rings? Well, do we have the toaster for you! We need to sell 1000 toasters to make this happen, so make sure to pick one up and tell your friends about this amazing, limited edition toaster! If we reach our goal, the toasters will ship the 1st of October, 2018.”

That’s an admirable goal, but we’ve got so many questions that we feel need answering before we can fully commit to convincing you all to get a Sonic the Hedgehog toaster for yourself. Will this just be warm bread with a burnt Sonic logo in the middle, or will this be something we can actually eat?

It almost sounds impossible that SEGA would actually think of funding something as ridiculous as this. But no, it’s true. Just look for yourselves.

Personally? We think it will go great with a knuckle sandwich and an egg, man.