Lo, praise unto the lameness of another God of War clone!
The original Beowulf, the oldest poem in the English language, tells the tale of the hero Beowulf as he tears a giant’s arm off, decapitates the giant’s mother,…
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Tear Grendel’s arm off.
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Promising Thane rhythm game
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…that is ultimately dull.
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Stiff controls.
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Worthless Thanes.
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Where’s my “Gad of Wer”?
