There's not much else to say here, really. I found like 19 different places reporting this before I came here. I had to look to Japanese media to make sure it wasn't a joke, but then I found it on Famitsu. And outside of its reviews, Famitsu has no sense of humor.
Enjoy:
This is supposed to fit with an alleged "Fantasy based on reality," so I wonder if the car will be a Dodge, the drinks will be delicious Coca-Cola Classic, and the jeans will be Levi.
"Hey, Noctis, are those Jimmy Dean sausages done yet?"
"Almost, bro. Just another two minutes on the Coleman grill and we'll be able to gobble 'em down."
"Sweet! I'll pour us all some cold Cokes!"
"Sounds good. There's Crystal Clear Party Ice and Cokes in the Coleman cooler. I've got sturdy, durable Solo cups in my Jansport pack."
"The one inside the Coleman tent?"
"You totally know it bro!"
*Fist bump*
If you murdered a puppy at any point during that exchange, know that you are not alone.
I swear my neighbor suffocated one with his Coleman rain tarp.
Coleman and Square Enix: Puppy Murderers.
